Remember dreaming of being a grown-up? Freedom! Independence! Turns out, adulthood is less about roaring 20s and more about roaring lawnmowers and remembering where you put your reading glasses. Don’t rush the lemonade stands and treehouse adventures. Adulthood comes with bills, backaches, and baffling technology. Enjoy the carefree days of youth while you can still bend over without groaning. Trust me, the thrill of paying taxes wears off remarkably fast. So, savor the simpler times, because adulthood is a marathon of responsibilities with very few water stations. Take your time; the laundry pile isn’t going anywhere