Respecting elders isn’t just good manners; it’s like having access to a living, breathing history book, often with entertaining anecdotes and maybe even a Werther’s Original or two. They’ve seen things, done things, and have the wrinkles to prove it. Their “back in my day” stories might seem long-winded, but they’re goldmines of wisdom and perspective. Plus, showing respect is just plain good karma – and who knows, maybe you’ll get extra cookies at the next family gathering. Listen, learn, and maybe offer them a hand with their groceries – it’s the least we can do for the generation that paved the way (and probably invented sensible shoes).